Manchester United Welcomes Back Van Nistelrooy and Hake to Coaching Staff

Manchester United has officially announced the appointment of Ruud van Nistelrooy and Rene Hake as assistant managers to Erik ten Hag. The duo joins the coaching staff on contracts that extend until June 2026. This move marks a significant shake-up in the club’s coaching setup, with Mitchell van der Gaag and Benni McCarthy leaving the club.

Erik ten Hag expressed his delight in welcoming van Nistelrooy and Hake to the team. “I am thrilled that Rene and Ruud have agreed to join our project, bringing a wealth of experience, knowledge, and new energy to the staff,” said ten Hag. “It’s an ideal time to refresh the coaching team as we aim to build on our achievements from the past two years and push for further success.”

Rene Hake, known for his strict discipline and success with Go Ahead Eagles, brings his expertise to Old Trafford. The appointment of van Nistelrooy, a former Manchester United striker who scored 150 goals in 219 appearances for the club, adds a familiar face to the coaching staff. “It’s a particular pleasure to welcome Ruud back to the club where he enjoyed so much success as a player,” said Dan Ashworth, the sporting director.

Steve McClaren and Darren Fletcher will remain key members of the coaching staff as senior first-team coach and first-team coach, respectively. This continuity, combined with the new additions, aims to strengthen all areas of the men’s first-team operations, according to Ashworth.

The appointment of van Nistelrooy and Hake comes at a crucial time for Manchester United, as they look to build on their recent successes and aim for further growth under ten Hag’s leadership. Fans will have the opportunity to see the new-look coaching staff in action when the team returns to play against Rosenborg in just four days.

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