Arsenal’s Match Day: A Global Celebration or Just Another Day in the Delusion?.
Today marks the kickoff of the Premier League, and the whole world has erupted with the news that Arsenal Football Club is playing. Fans from around the globe proclaim with one voice that their joy is universal, perhaps mistakenly believing their Arsenal obsession is a worldwide festival.
From pleas for divine intervention to save them from embarrassment to declarations of the ‘whole world’s’ happiness, it seems the Gooners are either incredibly optimistic or have completely lost touch with reality. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is likely going about their business, blissfully unaware of the alleged global party happening over an Arsenal match.
